Real Estate Jokes

The funniest day of the year has arrived. In honor of April Fool’s Day, here are a few real estate jokes to take your mind off that housing market stress.

Seller to Agent: You’ve done such a great job describing my house in your real estate listing that I’ve decided to keep it!


Agent: Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room?

Seller: So my relatives won’t have to come all the way inside.


A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office, much like his own, opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST AGENTS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right and announced its arrival with an even larger sign reading LOWEST COMMISIONS.

The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put up the biggest sign of all over his own office. It read MAIN ENTRANCE.


Home sick is what you feel every month when the mortgage is due.


If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch your neighbor cut the grass.


Why didn’t the hipster real estate agent show the oceanside mansion?

It was too current.


How do you save a drowning real estate agent?

Take your foot of his head.